Long time between drinks

Over the past few months (7 to be exact) there have been a few interesting updates that I think I should share with you...
I spent another few weeks in the amazing Japan before heading to China on a ferry. I saw the great wall, ate some very strange foods, got in a huge car accident, saved a damsel in distress, and spent a couple of nights in a chinese jail. Oh yeah, I also spent nearly a week in a middle-of-nowhere Chinese hospital where during the course of my stay I honestly thought I might die.

So thats's the short version. Sure there are some minor details missing but who wants to hear about how I put a thug in hospital because he was beating up a young woman? Or how I had to sleep in a bathroom because I was so ill I couldn't even walk? Or how I got to the middle-of-nowhere hospital on the back of a 50cc motorbike for 60kms whilst having the most violent case of the squirts you could ever imagine?

Now I'm back and it's time to knuckle down, work hard, and do what I do best, shoot.